The ever-prescient William Gibson predicts Fox News!
William Gibson, known for having fictionally invented the Internet and lot else that later came to pass, nailed Fox News in Idoru in 1995, one year before FN’s founding.
The “audience”:
Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally, I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It’s covered with eyes and sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections.
Whoops! Nothing like a little 8 a.m. panic to start the day.
8:10 a.m., barage of emails, text messages, and phone calls:
Hello John M.,
This is an emergency message for The Claremont Colleges. There is an emergency situation that requires your immediate action to evacuate the campus. Immediately leave the campus using any means possible by heading South and get to a safe location at least 1 mile in distance. If you are without transportation immediately walk South and if available, emergency transportation will be used to move individuals to a safe location. If transportation does not become available continue walking away from the campus until you have reached at least 1 mile in distance.
I repeat, an emergency has been declared. Please relate this information to affected individuals within your work, classroom, or dorm area immediately and follow the instructions of emergency personnel. Additional information will be provided as soon as possible.
This is not a drill.
Campus Safety
but then…
8:12, another round with the ALL CLEAR, and then later:
INFORMATION ONLY
This morning during one of our routine emergency exercises we inadvertently sent an evacuation notice. Please note that there was no emergency and we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Campus Safety
A live one at the Department of Defense!
Bravo, Colonel Beebe!
Op-ed in Friday’s L.A. Times: article
Excerpt: “This new century is teaching us that traditional security tools are far from the only weapons we have to confront today’s challenges. Our nation’s efforts to safeguard the environment around the world also play a critical role in protecting our security and reducing future burdens on our military. If we are to stop future environmental problems from evolving into full-blown national security problems, we must find ways to better leverage all of our foreign policy tools.”
the thing about Wisconsin
A little reality check on the Wisconsin State Senate: I love the drama and the crowds that the fourteen Democratic senators have helped along by fleeing the state to avoid a vote. And if the aim of this move is just to slow the rush to union-busting and allow for more debate, ok. But as an opponent of super-majority requirements like the cloture rule in US Senate and its de facto 60% super-majority, I have to point out that the denial-of-quorum strategy is analogous. If the Wisconsin electorate is going to elect a Republican majority in the Legislature and a Republican Governor, ultimately they should be allowed to vote/sign and then feel the heat unless what they’re doing is patently illegal or unconstitutional.
Fitz and the Tantrums
the end of Fannie and Freddie
I just heard Robert Scheer give a talk to Media Studies at Pomona College today. He discussed this Obama move, which was the subject of his column this week:
He is right both about how terrible and radical this is, and how meekly covered it was in the media. The federal government, whose deregulation and poor enforcement set the stage for the speculation binge that killed the housing market, now no longer wants to do anything to help lower-income Americans become homeowners?!
black swan
Leda and I saw Black Swan on Valentine’s Day. Not the most romantic choice, I know, but we hadn’t seen a film together in a theater in ages, and that’s what was on both our “to see” lists. I squirmed and winced way more than I thought I would, or that I would have earlier in my life, probably. Hmm. I thought the acting was excellent and the film looked great. I can’t say it was enjoyable to watch. Leda liked it more.
new blogging platform
I just successfully converted my nearly moribund blog from Movable Type, which stopped offering affordable licences and support for older versions long ago, to WordPress. Yay WP! Maybe I’ll blog again occasionally, especially with this nifty FB integration. (This post is mostly to see how the latter works….)




